Satire

A light dose of sarcasm mixed with pathetic jokes.

Habibies1

Eidain

Disclaimer: The following article is highly offensive and targets the northern tribes who purposefully oppose the rest of the country on Eid-ul-Fitr every damn year. Read at your own risk. Pakistan is famous for a lot of things. One of those is the traditional two Eids. Every year at the end of Ramadhan, Muslims all across the world are split up in to two groups. One group is clearly tired of keeping fast for 29 days and can’t stand another one, and the other group is a bit too religious, they tend to go for the little extra reward by keeping 30 fasts…   Continue reading →

Tendulkar

Tendulkar’s demise-A fan’s diary

Disclaimer: The events mentioned in this article are ficitonal, read at your own risk. 11 June-2020: So, today the whole world heard the news that a strange event would occur on 21st June, all the planets, the moons and the sun would be aligned in a straight line. Among many effects of the alignment, astrologists said it would enhance the powers of batsmen who had been in the game for at least 30 years and had made more than 33, 000 runs. Cricket fans knew which batsman was eligible for this. Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar has had a remarkable form for the last 9 years. He is the most reliable batsman in the indiansquad, always stopping collapses, making runs and changing pace when needed. But he hasn’t scored a single century, the 100th century, since 2011. Whenever he reached the 70s or 80s he magically lost his wicket…   Continue reading →

Sammiches

Kitchen Break

Disclaimer: This article contains sexism and sarcasm, all the events and characters are fictional. This article shows the dark side of the writer’s imagination, read at your own risk. Recently, we have witnessed a strange occurrence, especially on the internet, which has been described as a “feminist attack“. Women have started “insulting” men, calling them…   Continue reading →

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